•Dear everyone complaining about not having rants: Why not rant yourself and add to the wealth instead of mooching off the top 1% of complainers
•my schedule is so full, that I can't arrange all the important meetings I need to during business hours.
•If I smile at you, that means come talk to me
•Actually, the editorial about the green initiatives was pretty spot on. Let me make the choice to save the environment rather than force me to by removing all of my options. Not to mention, I reuse plastic shopping bags all the time.
•Omfg. None of my 20 plus rants were posted because they were during the no rants time. Boooooo!
•The past few days I have had unexplained sudden onset insomnia. Idk why an its freaking me out. Do I have a brain tumor? I try for hours to get to sleep and I just can't. I don't drink alcohol, smoke, drink, or do drugs, so it's not that. I have a fairly consistent sleep schedule and I'm not trying to go to bed too early. I'm not overly stressed, so it's not anxiety keepin me up. What is it?!
•I ranted so much... but they weren't being recorded :(
•You're a tool, and you're also an idiot if you think I'm going to give you your stuff back after you were a tool to me.
•WE WANT WIGLEY
•DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE WANTED TO RANT BUT COULDNT BECAUSE YOUR WEBSITE HAS BEEN DOWN. DO YOU HONESTLY KNOW!
•When people ask me why I am crying over Eagle Rants being back... My standard response? "I've just got a lot of feelings."
•So what's the actual explanation for the lack of eagle rants? And what is eagle going to do to make it up to us? Editor’s Note: See yesterday’s Eagle Rants.
•What's with the "submit another response button"? Can the eagle rants editors see if multiple rants are submitted by the same person? Editor’s Note: Not that I know of. All I see is the time it was posted.
•I really wish my friends in Hughes would hang out with me sometime. Come back you guys!
•My romantic career has hit a latex ceiling. I feel like a fraud when I sing along to love songs. I don't know how to be with someone or maybe there's just not anyone around worth being with. I can't seem to catch a single fish in this polluted sea. These are the things I tell myself to reassure and frighten.
•@Whoever wrote the editorial about plastic bags and reusable containers in TDR must have had a serious case of head-in-ass. Hope that’s not contagious! Im confused are you one of the many far left tools that like this whole no plastic bag BS? Let me pay 5 cents to get a freaking plastic bag to cary stuff. What if I wasn't planning on getting my books or some supplies from eagles nest, but i found some free time...sorry i didn't bring a reusable bag with me. AU is going way to far with this eco friendly crap. Might as well stop selling anything that comes in plastic bottles.
•The Davenport Coffee Dispensary needs to carry Sweet 'N Low. Equal sugar taste horrible.
•happy that the rants are back... hopefully there will be more content than people asking WHERE ARE THE RANTS?!?!?
•What is eagle doing to ensure that a future malfunction of eagle rants does not occur? Editor’s Note: This new system should be more reliable than our previous one.
•Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
•People at this school reeaally need to learn how to take a joke better.
•Anyone up for stargazing on the quad sometime?
•THE RANTS ARE BACK OH THANK GOD
•Everyone on my floor is so quiet and sad. C'mon people, I need friends, stop hiding in your rooms and come say hi to the lonely kid sitting in your lounge. ;-;
•Remember when the only thing on the radio was Sean Paul speaking some incomprehensible language? Yeeeeeah, those were the days.
•Dear AU, Unless you want to see The Hunger Games: Girls edition, I strongly advise you fix the two showers in Anderson Terrace.
•This weather is sooooooo disgusting. Everyone agree? Yes? Okay.
•I submitted at least five excellent rants over the course of ER's crash of doom. Those were to be my ticket to internet stardom! This is TERRIBLE!
•I hope all my friends at the phonathon are happy that eagle rants are back up....I'll post lots so you guys have something to look at during your long, long hours of torture. I mean, work.
•I'm not ready to do homework yet. I just...can't.
•my bf is so dumb but so hot
•Dude. Where's my car?
•THANK GOODNESS THEY'RE BACK. Expect an influx of rants detailing my thoughts for every day they were gone.
•I previously ranted about wanting to get some floorcest up in my floor. Since then, I have decided that floorcest would actually be awkward. Too bad I don't know any (attractive) straight males from anywhere else, except for the one I keep acting like an idiot around.
•I have to admit, I get a rush from stealing from TDR.
•I don't care about relationships, I just want some no-strings-attached cuddling. Preferably with an attractive male, but at this point I'm not picky.
•Went to my first frat party on a Sunday night. Didn't get drunk. A lot of other people did (duh). It was...interesting, to say the least. Although I kinda wish I was drunk so I could explain away some things.
•Two of my friends made out with random guys at a frat party. I'm afraid that my first kiss will go the same way.
•I don't know if the material for one of my classes is ridiculously academic and hard to read or if I'm just stupid.
•I've decided I like walking home from frat parties at 1 am.
•Drunk people and high people are so funny. I love college.
•This whole college thing still seems a bit surreal to me, tbh.
•That awkward moment when you see somebody at a frat party who you remember telling that you NEVER go to frat parties, worrying that they're judging you for being there, and then realizing that they were judging you earlier for not going.
•I think I'm gaining the freshman 15, but I don't know where to find a scale. I'm actually kinda grateful for that.
•Watched the Avengers for the first time during welcome week. Shocked to realize that I totally want Captain America and Iron Man to make out.
•I like sneaking through the halls and around campus late at night when everyone's asleep. It's the quietist time I get all day. That's why I like to purposely start laundry too late.
•So glad to have my rants back! Rant number 1 of the school year: TDR's new serving utensils suck. It's impossible to get a decent serving of food with those tiny little serving spoons!
•So I submitted all of these really great eagle rants....and now I can't remember what any of them are.
•Crap.....craaaaaaap
•I hate when guys get attached to girls that aren't trying to settle down!
•I have a fear of losing a friend who is like in love with me because I don't want to get tied down. I cannot be in a relationship with a guy because I like to party!
•I love how girls get all dressed up to get to frat parties and they get ignored more than the girls in tank tops and shorts. LOL
•The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
•what happened to LikeALittle? Now how can I pine over complete strangers semi-publicly?
•Wigley Returns. Spring 2013.
•It's only the second day of the second week of classes. Someone shoot me.
•If you threw Taylor Swift, Adele and Ludacris into a petri dish, stirred them around a bit and added a menstrual cycle, a shot of whiskey and a sex drive - that's how I'm feeling today. Time for class! #FML
