When the hormones are raging like a tyrannous Middle Eastern warlord, the only resistance to doing that-thing-you-do-best is a hostile roommate who refuses exile. Well, fret not over this mere obstacle, horny readers: Occupy other territories. Thankfully, AU's campus provides many suitable locations more remote than the hiding spot of that detestable rapscallion, Osama Bin-Laden.
Small lounges at the end of Centennial Hall hallways
Ward 1 of the Ward Circle Building
Centennial Hall elevator
Study lounges
The janitor's closet of the women's bathroom on the first floor of the Beeghly Building
Handicap shower
The track (weather permitting)
The recessed hallway behind the handicap elevator on the second floor of Anderson Hall
The secret top floor of Gray, McCabe and Roper Halls
An empty shuttle bus
The garden above the Woods-Brown Amphitheater
Your friend's unoccupied bed
The computer lab of Hughes Hall
Piano rooms in the Kreeger Building
The Quad at 4 a.m.
The picnic lawn behind Public Safety
The professor's office (if that's your hookup)
Parking garage of Bender Arena
Locker rooms
Vacant rooms on the second floor of Mary Graydon Center
The room adjacent to the cereal dispensers in Terrace Dining Room
The darkroom
