"A.J. McLean from the Backstreet Boys. I can't get enough of pop stars going to rehab." -Julia Ahlers, senior
"Courtney Love. It's always fun when a child is involved." -Jonathon Bice, freshman
"Ben Affleck. He was drunk enough to consider marrying J. Lo." -Shayna Packer, sophomore
"Liza Minelli. She committed hate crimes against her husband." -Rena Mesamuci, freshman
