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Our take: Mad Libs editorial

This week, AU's Department of _________ (noun) announced that it will stop funding its _________ (noun) program. A department ________ (title) said the money is needed to put toward the __________ (noun) program, which is struggling because of ____________ (euphemism for student apathy). This is completely acceptable/unacceptable (circle one). Of course, AU should still focus on __________ (verb ending in -ing) the situation with _________ (campus group), which is still protesting the school's decision to cut _________ (event no one cared about until it was cut). Administration has also had trouble communicating its decisions to __________ (verb) certain sports teams and __________ (verb) the SIS Building. It seems as though AU President __________ (person's name) has a lot to learn about __________ (verb ending in -ing) and __________ (verb ending in -ing). In other news, attendance has been sparse for __________ (event that hasn't been cut yet but will). We hope campus will come around and enjoy this opportunity to __________ (verb) each other.


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