While University President Benjamin Ladner remains under investigation for alleged misuse of funds, the Scene staff felt compelled to brainstorm just how one might spend such ridiculous amounts of cash.
$44,000 in alcohol 81,230 cans of Natural Light beer. Party on, dude!
$54,000 in driver costs Three Ford Focus sedans and 3,823.8 gallons of gasoline (at 3.20/gallon).
$80,000: annual salary of Nancy Ladner 25,078 bottles of Febreze Refresher (16.9 fl oz/bottle), because doing laundry is too much of a hassle.
$220,000 in chef services 366,666 packages of Ramen. Never eat at TDR again!
$800,000: Ladner's total compensation for 2004 2,005 top of the line iPods (60GB), which combined would hold about 30,075,000 songs.
$1 million potential severance package The price Dr. Evil usually demands when he's holding the world hostage.
