Top 10 Real and Imagined Varieties of Hot Pockets One Would Be Surprised to Find In the Back of the Eagle's Nest:
10. Licorice 9. Chicken Melt 8. Beef Taco 7. Inside-Out 6. Steak Fajita 5. Chicago Deep-dish 4. Chicken & Cheddar with Broccoli 3. Jalapeno Steak & Cheese 2. Peppers and Mushrooms 1. Pork Real: 3, 4, 6, 8, 9 Imagined: 1, 2, 5, 7, 10