1. Cart Talk Punjabi fishmongers Priya and Apu will answer all of your technical questions about cart maintenance, cart culture and cart blanche. Call in so we can hear your wacky stories about your axle breaking on the way to market and your entire summer harvest of sweet potatoes spoiling.
2. Some Things Considered But Ultimately Rejected Look, folks have to take a lot into account, like, every day. And let's face it; some things that we consider are ultimately boring or unimportant. So, some of these things are just cute without the e: cut from the team.
3. Morning After Edition Ah, the familiarity of a brutal tequila hangover coupled with the heart-stopping realization that a fetus might be growing inside of you. But in the frantic rush for a flight of stairs or a spare coat hanger, sometimes you just need to be reminded: There's always Plan B.
4. This American Life with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Apple pies. Chevy trucks. Extremist Iranian Presidents. America was founded on these building blocks of democracy. We're fairly certain that Mr. Ahmadinejad is sort of like a modern day Stephen Douglas, so trust in his words.
5. Corey Feldman's Whad'ya Know? When you've simultaneously fought off Lost Boys, been a Goonie and stood by me, it's hard to contest your knowledge of life. Sure, you probably had sex with Michael Jackson. Sure, you're a slightly rougher-edged alternative to Corey Haim. But you've lived a lifetime of joys and surprises - rehab, whad'ya know?
6. Wait Wait ... OK, Just Tell Me. I'm Not Gonna Get It Let's get this straight: You want us to answer questions about current events while our mom takes us to J.C. Penney's to get new flood pants on a Saturday? Yeah, sign us up. PSYCH. Dissed and dismissed.
7. Faerie Home Companion Hosted by Tigerlily Lavenderleaf, this program discusses faerie sightings from across the globe! Tigerlily discusses the various types of faerie-themed tattoos she wants and also spins her favorite Disney soundtracks.
8. We care about the South Bend Opera Society, why don't you? JERK.
9. Stale Air If you're going to have sex in the room while I'm out, at least open the window or spray some Febreze or something. Jesus Christ.
10. The Pledge Drive Show Honestly, we just don't care about quality programming enough. This program is a collection of our best pledge-drive campaigns. Listen in to hours and hours of phones ringing, making you feel guilty for not supporting your local member station. Don't you want a tote bag?
