• founder's day is irrelevant
• The “please don’t feed the sorority girls” t-shirt that there was an op/ed about is disgusting.
• Single ladies, who wants a no strings attached hookup this valentines day?
• @Person missing funny, cute Methodist boy Yes, a couple of them left last semester, but there are still funny cute boys in the Methodists-- and at least a few of them are straight & single *shh, don't tell anyone else-- that's a rarity at AU*
• @You can dance if you want to… We can leave your friends behind, 'Cuz your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance well, They're no friends of mine?
• Russel T. Davies. Best TV writer ever. Dr. Who and Bob and Rose kinda make my life. Also responsible for any NSFW dreams I've had about Alan Davies and David Tennent...
• Dear Cute Blonde Freshman, I've wanted you since Halloween. Sorry about December 16th. Give me another chance! Sincerely, the Dude.
• How long will it take me to get over a 5 year relationship that my bf called off. It's been a month and I'm still drowning. I've heard everything from 3 months to 8 months. I just want to know how long my suffering will continue...
• How do you know if you are in love?
• denied from grad school. fml
• yeah okay does the new format just not allow as many rants? cause rants are always super short now and it sucks. [Editor’s Note: There have just been less rants submitted]
• @Thank you guys for responding to my rant about how to get a boyfriend. I think you guys are right, I need to get out a bit more. Where do you think is a good place to start?' If you're over 21, try going to a low-key bar, go to Starbucks and talk to someone, or even ask your friends if they can set you up with someone!
• Lonely.
• want to learn to sleep without benadryl and or alcohol
• I think I just saw two guys running down the sidewalk shouting Viva La France!....what the hell is going on?
• Why is it whenever women talk about vibrators and masturbation it's okay but whenever men talk about it it's looked down upon....I'm sensing a double standard
• to the girl who keeps looking at me in logic... you're super cute. i can't tell if it's because you're into me or because i look weird when i take notes. somebody give me a sign PLEASE. from your friendly neighborhood socially oblivious nerd.
• How do I get a girlfriend?
• @FOB: Weird, my first official concert was an FOB concert too! Yeah their music will be different, but what's the fun with an artist that never changes? The tickets to their shows though will be impossible to get.
• au is kinda gay
• Georgetown still prints broadsheet and GW is looking for a new office in a townhouse but The Eagle can't afford print?? Let's go AU, #SaveTheEagle
• A good place to start putting yourself out there is Facebook. If you make a post or two lamenting that you're single or signalling that you want to start dating, your friends will know to set you up. You also never know who might see it and be interested ;)
• E–M–D–A–S–H.
• I wish I went to a real school where the girls were hot and people talked about things other than politics and social justice
• ...we can leave your friends behind. 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well, then they're no friends of mine.
• AU made me STOP being a liberal. You people make me sick.
• So let me get this whole SG thing straight: Brett, Sarah and Pat all of the sudden want to change the system that they spent all of last year abusing? Give me a break. Abby didn't win the election, so they want all the power to go to the Senate via new constitution. IT'S NOT THE SYSTEM THAT'S A PROBLEM, IT'S THE PEOPLE!
• To the guy who wrote: "I loved a girl for years. I used to make her happy. But at the end of the day, after so long, she decided I wasn't good enough after all. It took her less than a month to find a new boyfriend, but I'm still floundering and confused and alone. . . . " Don't worry. I was once in your situation. I'm still single, but I'm content with my life. Know this: ItGetsBetter.
• @a slut:someone of either gender who gives it away very easily: LOVE this.
• @• I’ve hooked up with three guys with the same name this semester already, I have a problem-- maybe you have a name fetish? Yeah. . . this could get awkward for you.
• I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, and thinks I’m the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me. *shrugs* --- I want the SAME THING. Let's meet up (only if you're a straight girl looking for a straight guy to hangout with)
• @•My boyfriend’s friend is hinting at sex…wtf is a girl to do?" Rhetorical question?
• I used you for a rebound and now I can’t stop thinking about you. But you’re in love with my best friend, and to be perfectly honest she hates your guts.-- This same thing happened in my circle of friends. What I learned from it: don't rebound =/
• Jfc stop complaining to mommy and daddy
• SAVE THE EAGLE! I NEED TO USE SOMETHING AS TOILET PAPER!
• As pissed as I am about how hard she graded and how unfairly she demanded work that she didn't give us the ability to produce early in the semester, I have to admit that the LIT-270 professor last semester did more to make me a better writer than any other educator that I've ever had. I wish I could hate that class, but damn she's good. Someone tell her about this if you know who I'm talking about.
• Rants were way more popular last year because they were posted midday, and people could reliable check them before late at night and take all afternoon to rant back about things. Some people are willing to settle for mediocrity though, and I guess the editor is one of them. There's a saying - you don't find time, you make it. Some people have the balls and some people don't.
• Hey AU..thanks for telling us that there wouldn't be a North Side shuttle stop today. No, really, knowledge about the north side shuttle construction doesn't impact my commute at all AU. Or my lungs.
• "I think I've got the black lung, Pop!" I say after I pass the construction at the north side shuttle stop
• @"women's basketball" What is that an oxymoron or something?
• Dear AU Eagle, writing a report about anal sex is gross and represents everything wrong with america today
• As far as Founders guys... it is really a beautiful location like the years before it but trust me, the place is like 75% lonely girls, most of which are uggos. The scenery is beautiful but the wild packs of roaming lonely girls just dampens the whole experience. Just pray there is not chocolate fountain.
• You know when the BEST time to do construction on the main road through campus is? The MIDDLE of the day!!!!
• YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND
• Stop publishing preachy op/eds where some girl blames a t-shirt for her eating disorder! Some dude "victimized" her yet didn't even touch her, speak to her, or notice her? Some people are too weak to leave the house.
• Is Phi Sigma Kappa objectifying women?
• How did it take a t-shirt to make people realize that so many aspects of Greek life are sexist as hell?
• "Say goodbye to journalism"? Dude. The Eagle is NOT journalism.
• I'm confused by the questions you're sending me. I can't figure out if you want me to do more than I'm doing. I don't want to pry, and I think you'll tell me what you want me to know in your own time. But on the other hand, you wouldn't be saying these things if you weren't trying to drop a hint. Either way, I know you know I'm here for you if you need me, and that's what's important.
• Never ever, ever, ever give "fun." a good review in your music section again. They're a horrible band with ridiculous, over-indulgent vocal harmonies, blatant auto-tune use and awful repetitive choruses. Definitely not a group known for "true, stripped-down talent."
• I know who is getting it on with a professor. It takes surprisingly little game, as it turns out.
• Might be pregnant. Might have to have an abortion. What I'm really worried about is paying for it. Sorry I'm not sorry that I have no non-financial-based regrets about having to get an abortion.
• Honestly, I'm only in this class because I get to look at you for an hour. Don't know your name, we will probably never speak to each other, there will never be interest expressed on either side, but when I get to look at you I get the will to live for another week. A fever dissipates and I tolerate another damn week. Thanks for that. Don't care if it sounds wrong, but I needed that.
• The mudbox gives me mud butt.
• @"Please please please females, DO NOT TAN. The whiter the skin the sexier. No one wants to date an orange chick" A) Only white people are sexy? Racist. B) White people tan brown, not orange. Orange is fake tan.
