Eagle Rants Jan. 23
•So they're giving Bill Clinton a WONK of the Year award. Does that make him Willy Wonka?
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•So they're giving Bill Clinton a WONK of the Year award. Does that make him Willy Wonka?
Correction appended
•I just transferred here and don't know anyone :( Any advice on helping me feel welcome here; because I have the urge to withdraw at this point and go back home...
•Can someone fully explain what the Founders Day Ball is? I can't find an explanation anywhere. How formal is it (what should I wear)? How much are tickets? Does everyone go? AAAHHH. Signed, Confused & Overwhelmed Freshman
This editor would like to apologize for completely forgetting to post Rants yesterday. Oops.
Incident On Thursday, December 15, at approximately 11:30 p.m., an attempted robbery occurred inside MaryGraydon Center (MGC) on the Terrace Dining Room Level. The victim was a Bon Appétit staff member.
•I fell asleep during my reflections of american society on stage and screen final and when I woke up "The Olympic Games" was written in the middle of my essay on feminism. .. That's my topic for my other final today
•@junior guy losing hope in love: So am I. It's starting to scare me that I'm starting to be okay with it too. I don't know what it's like to truly love and be loved. You're not alone! xoxo, a nice little freshman girl sending you hugs
•ZOMG TODAY IS GOING TO BE THE BESTEST DAY EVARRRRRRR
•Sex with someone I actually like is so much better than all the hookups I've had since starting college. Why did I ever settle for less?
Incident: On Wednesday, December 7, at approximately 9:15 p.m., a robbery occurred near the corner of Albemarle Street and Nebraska Avenue. The victim was an AU student.
•If you're an Econ MASTERS student you should be able to pronounce ARBITRAGE.
Incident: On Tuesday December 6, at approximately 12 p.m., a sex offense occurred near the Massachusetts Avenue 45th Street field located between Main Campus and Washington College of Law.
In light of the recent Occupy protests on campus and across the country, The Eagle looks back at the most infamous of AU protests.
For all its strengths, one of the reasons I hate AU is the perceived need to have three or four internships to get a good job after graduation.
David Gregory advised students to keep an open mind and think outside their majors during a casual coffee talk in the School of International Service Atrium Dec 5.
The Class of 2012’s senior gift will be a donation to the Emergency Relief Scholarship Fund, which helps students who are within a certain number of credits from graduating pay tuition after experiencing a sudden financial crisis.
Incident: On Friday, November 25, at approximately 9:00 a.m., a burglary occurred inside of a Letts Hall room. The victim was an AU student.
•The letter to the editor about fur is actually a joke. The fashion article in no way endorsed buying real fur vests. 1) Fur really expensive. College students are broke. Do the math. 2) If you're buying a vintage fur vest the animal was already dead. Throwing a fit and spouting off facts about animal abuse won't change that. Go find something to complain about that's actually real.
•@ Palahniuk quoter anonymous: Flash.