Opinion

Opinion

Satire: University offers staff union breadcrumbs in lieu of raise and benefits

By Owen Boice | December 9

AU adjusts slogan to “Change Can’t Wait (some restrictions may apply)”

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Opinion: Why do we attend the Women’s March?

By Alexis Bernstein | December 7

Women’s Marches intend to enact change but they unexpectedly help us discover community

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Staff Editorial: Board of Trustees makes genuine effort to lead

By The Eagle Editorial Board | December 6

Board could do more to seek out student perspectives

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Guest Columns

Opinion: The same message a year later: Remove Wesley Bush from AU’s board of trustees

By Jeni Hollander | December 3

Bush’s presence on the board is representative of University’s hypocrisy

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Opinion: The necessity of giving back to Latino-owned businesses

By Nick Blanco | December 2

Why economic involvement for the Latino community matters more than ever

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Opinion

Satire: Office of Campus Life issues statement on burnout

By Nora Sullivan | December 2

'We ask that students be mindful of the burden they place on the administration when they engage in the 'burnout' lifestyle'

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Staff Editorial: DC’s lifted mask mandate turns attention to AU’s response

By The Eagle Editorial Board | November 29

The University should take this opportunity to look to the future

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Staff Editorial: Student Government State of the Union gala raises questions about organization’s programming

By The Eagle Editorial Board | November 22

SG should focus on events with deeper impact on student body

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Satire: Students forget how to take notes by hand

By Nora Sullivan | November 17

‘I haven’t written anything down in two years’

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Guest Columns

Opinion: Night classes pose safety risk

By Greta Mauch | November 17

I joined AU for a specific program but taking the majority of my required classes means I commute at midnight

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Opinion: Having poor manners is a sign of privilege

By Emily Brignand | November 16

The privilege of AU students shows in their lack of manners or respect toward staff

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Satire: Library books disappointed no one checks them out anymore

By Owen Boice | November 11

Tensions rise as rogue books take action

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Satire: Student researcher discovers sizable portion of classmates are future war criminals

By Owen Boice | November 5

Next most popular careers include robber barons and corporate lobbyists

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Guest Columns

Opinion: An Inside Perspective: Nobody represents the Republican community

By Paul Relyea | November 4

The College Republicans’ institutional malpractice

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Opinion

Letter to the Editor: University must address COVID health and safety concerns

By Faculty, staff and student coalition | November 3

Asks are now more urgent than ever

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Opinion

Satire: A conversation with AU’s 4 most successful fall-breakers

By Nora Sullivan | November 1

‘Classes are a nuisance to the resume. Now that they’re canceled for the day, go get that Hillternship!’

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Opinion

Opinion: Commuting to the Spring Valley Building is difficult for many students

By Riley Lorgus | October 26

University should consider changes to the bus system

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