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Satire: “Eat Good Do Good” wall in TDR falls to reveal files of unsent financial aid

By Justin Poulin | November 1

The greatest scavenger hunt of all time comes to an end

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Opinion: D.C.’s new housing proposal is the answer to growing gentrification

By Ashlyn Peter | October 31

D.C. Mayor Bowser’s new housing plan will spread subsidized units across the city

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Satire: Ten of the best AU-themed Halloween costumes

By Caeden Cloud | October 28

The Seagle’s comprehensive guide to the best looks this Halloween season

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Satire: AU-themed haunted house cancelled for being too frightening

By Owen Boice | October 25

Following student complaints, the haunted house is no more

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Satire: Students protest against improvements to AU dining from Chartwells

October 22

Students disappointed by lack of food poisoning with new meal provider

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Opinion: What does it mean to be a student at AU?

By Riya Kohli | October 22

AUx should teach newcomers how to navigate campus culture, not campus geography

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Satire: Hilltern finally stops talking about internship

By Owen Boice | October 22

AU sophomore stopped talking about his Capitol Hill internship on Thursday

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Opinion: The Newseum’s closing is a loss for journalism at a turbulent time

By Lauren Patetta | October 21

Museum showcases amazing accomplishments of the free press 

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Satire: University receives $3M donation to build athletic facility majority of students will avoid

By Bobbie Armstrong | October 15

University will take numerous precautions to notify students of facility’s location

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Opinion: Washington D.C. deserves to become the 51st state

By Georgina DiNardo | October 9

D.C. residents should have the same right to representation as the rest of the country

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Opinion: AU professors need to pay more attention to how it teaches students about non-Western countries

By Riya Kohli | October 9

The rhetoric AU professors use to talk about countries like India is harmful 

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Opinion: American University’s internship obsession may be doing more harm than good

By Lauren Patetta | October 9

Internships can place a heavy burden on students who may not have the time to carry it 

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Satire: AU Students march for Global Metal Straw Awareness Week

By Justin Poulin | October 8

Students are saving the world one straw at a time

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Student Involvement Fund could support students, but needs transparency

By The Eagle Editorial Board | October 8

Initiative should specify scholarship qualifications and target underserved communities

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Satire: Five places to hide your Juul pods before your parents get off the elevator

By Bobbie Armstrong | October 7

Thank goodness the elevators are slow!

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Satire: Construction scheduled for most inconvenient locations on campus

By Owen Boice | October 3

Students struggle to adapt to disruptive construction projects

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Satire: AU grad student exhibits new art piece: “Scents of Society”

By Caeden Cloud | October 3

What’s that smell? It’s a new immersive art experience

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