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The power of porn

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The first time I watched a porno I was 12. It was called "Love Boat." The clinching line came from an overweight man in his mid-30s, sporting a blond mullet and beer belly, who proclaimed, "My name is 'Trumpet,' now blow me..." and suddenly a 20-year-old blonde bombshell drops to her knees and goes to town.

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A series of amusing and odd events that happened this week.

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Hot or Not: Musicians, Valentines

The funny thing about music is that ultimately, it is meant to be heard. But in the age of the music video, our priorities have shifted. Physical attractiveness can easily surmount musical talent, blurring the lines of a "good band" and a "bad band." In honor of Valentine's Day and our love of beauty, we at The Eagle would like to make it easier for you to discern "good" from "bad" by providing the following rankings of the best (and worst) looking musicians.


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True love is just a shuttle ride away for AU's lonely hearts

The only thing worse than waiting until the last minute to make Valentine's Day dinner reservations is waiting until the last minute to find a Valentine. But don't dial the Lavalife hotline just yet. These cruisy locales offer the perfect environment for finding a convenient relationship - just in time for V-Day! The Container Store, 4500 Wisconsin Ave.




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U.S. gets a 'Bad Education'

Pedro Almod¢var, the celebrated Spanish filmmaker known for his intricate, twisting plots and a propensity to push the limits of social norms and mores on screen, is back with his newest film, "Bad Education," starring Gael Garc¡a Bernal.


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'Festivals of Resistance' help build NCOR community

Radicals and activists from all walks of life came together at First Trinity Lutheran Church and the Tavern this weekend. A show called "Festival of Organized Resistance" was put on each night in the two locations. The programs were organized around the pillars of social consciousness and were part of the National Conference of Organized Resistance.




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From streets to runway: MPD plays fashion police

About 50 aspiring teen models spent four hours learning to strut and swivel down the runway Saturday as officers from the Metropolitan Police Department looked on, preparing for MPD's D.C. Fashion Idol fashion show, a program to keep girls out of gangs by offering something more rewarding to do.


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Debauchery in parliament

In Iraq, dauntless voters lined up, casting hand-written ballots meant to fabricate democracy. In Manhattan, long enfranchised but pissed-off fans lined the street outside Sony headquarters, demanding the release of Fiona Apple's new album. In London, I was in a line that would not liberate a nation or even a few tracks of music.


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Sew What?!

Along with the Independent Arts Collective, there are a number of small counterculture groups that meet sporadically throughout the year. One of those very groups is AU Sew What?!, a self-described "stitch and bitch." Sew What?! falls under the Community Action and Social Justice umbrella of groups with a mind for student activism.



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'Baby' flies over 'Aviator' in Actors Guild awards

"Sideways" was the big winner at the Screen Actor's Guild Awards on Saturday and proves to be the underdog choice for Best Picture at the Oscars on Feb. 27. For their roles in the comedy about wine, Paul Giamatti, Thomas Haden Church, Virginia Madsen and Sandra Oh took home the Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture.


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Indie Art Supply: Campus group spreads artistic vision

They aren't called "starving artists" for nothing. For independent musicians, filmmakers, painters, photographers and any other artists trying to get their work out to the public, getting a big break isn't always easy. Most of the time, people aren't aware of an entire world of creative work that goes beyond the average gallery or theater. The Independent Arts Collective is looking to bring independent art to AU, and planning a number of different events in hopes of inspiring students to create art and showcase it through non-traditional channels.


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"A male student required a hospital transport from Leonard Hall. He suffered an injury to his penis while having relations with his girlfriend. He required medical attention and was transported to Sibley Hospital." - reported by Public Safety Apparently the tension between China and Taiwan is more than just political.


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Arcade Fire lives up to hype with hot show

Come ye sick, ye broken, huddled masses. Another shore is calling you, a golden city to the North. It is home already to many of your friends. It is Montreal. Be not afraid. The Arcade Fire, the Canadian quintet (give or take some guests) led by former Texan Win Butler, says "put down your weapons.



Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.


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