Caeden Cloud

Satire: Ten of the best AU-themed Halloween costumes

By Caeden Cloud · Monday, Oct. 28, 2019

Satire: AU grad student exhibits new art piece: “Scents of Society”

By Caeden Cloud · Thursday, Oct. 3, 2019

Satire: Aramark: In Memoriam

By Caeden Cloud · Wednesday, Sept. 4, 2019

Satire: TDR is the best food place in D.C.

By Caeden Cloud · Thursday, April 11, 2019

A closure notice was posted on the Megabytes door today, indefinitely closing the eatery.

Satire: AU student believes he’s uncovered the truth about the Megabytes closure

By Caeden Cloud · Thursday, April 4, 2019

Satire: Analysts rank Eagle-Secure among the most pressing issues of our time

By Caeden Cloud · Friday, Feb. 1, 2019

Satire: AU student devotes his life to finally seeing the inside of the Student Health Center

By Caeden Cloud · Thursday, Nov. 29, 2018

Satire: TDR realizes it’s been operating in the wrong time zone

By Caeden Cloud · Wednesday, Nov. 14, 2018

Satire: Students too hungry for political power to notice free food on election night

By Caeden Cloud · Monday, Nov. 12, 2018

Satire: Turf war: AU freshmen form repair group in absence of 2Fix responses

By Caeden Cloud · Wednesday, Oct. 31, 2018

The UFL and Why it's Good for the Sport

Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.

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