Jasmine Shi

Satire: Local satirist regrets poop article

By Jasmine Shi · Monday, April 7, 2025

Satire: Fashion Emergency! Another man just got a black tank top!

By Jasmine Shi · Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Satire: Uh oh! You just realized that your mom’s a person!

By Jasmine Shi · Thursday, Oct. 17, 2024

met your mom during move in satirical cartoon

SATIRE: Help! I met your mom during move-in and now I can’t stop thinking about her!

By Jasmine Shi · Tuesday, Aug. 20, 2024

SATIRE: Your ‘third place’ SUCKS!

By Jasmine Shi · Thursday, March 7, 2024

Satire: Best places to take your business on campus

By Jasmine Shi · Friday, Dec. 15, 2023

Satire: How to ruin your parents’ marriage (if it isn’t already broken)

By Jasmine Shi · Wednesday, April 19, 2023

Satire: American University introduces new ‘Eagle Light’ service

By Jasmine Shi · Monday, March 27, 2023

Satire: Fairy population of TDR dying due to fewer people ‘believing in what they eat’

By Jasmine Shi · Wednesday, Feb. 1, 2023

Satire: Sentient toys left behind in students’ childhood bedrooms conduct exodus to American University in hopes of reuniting with their owners

By Jasmine Shi · Monday, Jan. 23, 2023

The UFL and Why it's Good for the Sport

Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.

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